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Top 100 fundamentalist quotes

January 17, 2008


I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie
In my opinion, if an animal in the wild like a swan is caught being gay it should be shot on sight, disinfected, and used to feed the poor.
According to evolutionists, it's a fact that aliens ruled the planet before the dinosaurs because that can't be disproven
Most afflictions like [mental retardation] are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb.
Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them.
Now some people might object to killing atheists for there (and obviously it is there and not thier as they are not whos but whats ) organs but think of all the full human persons that would benifit from the organs and the medical research that could be done on these non-persons.
If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol

It's the "lol" at the end of that last one that gets me ...

Posted by Jonah at January 17, 2008 1:06 PM


Some are amusingly idiotic:

If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys?

Some are downright disturbing:

A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However he should not penetrate, sodomising the child is OK. If the man penetrates and damages the child then he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl, however does not count as one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to marry the girl's sister.

Posted by: Sam at January 22, 2008 2:13 PM

Nice to see you talking sense for a change, Jones

Posted by: Jan at January 28, 2008 11:59 AM

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