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The Transformers Movie

July 30, 2007

Well this is definately one for the boys, crap story really, fantastic effects. For those with kids next christmas get used to hearing can i have maximus prime (i may even buy one myself you can get an animated one with flashing lights and sounds for around 70 quid.On e bay at christmas i recon you may get a ton for it as they are bound to not make enough to create a big demand, (the usual thing at christmas to push the prices up). Anyways enough about the marketing more about the film. The story without giving too much away is disaster for the human race as giant metal robots come looking for a box that they have inadvertantly let lose on the universe low and behold as "planet earth " seems to be a large magnet for all things evil it lands here thousands of years ago passing the space ship from "the thing",on its travels and landing near where moulder and skully dug that one up you know the one buried in the ice cap three doors down from where the "thing" ship lands, the penguins must be in a permanent state of shock with all this evil falling from the skys. Back to the film, one lot of good robots land and help the earthlings defeat the bad robots who need the box thing to take over the earth, all gets confused, lots of robo fighting and once again the evil is banished and destroyed. Mixed in with this we have A marine special ops squad firing big guns at the invaders and, A teen hero (not a jock) as his rather nice teen hero girl friend discovers. So the plots not good then," no it isent, is it my love my precious,no, it is not." Dialog and characters well these wernt too bad really, at times there were some good one liners and the characters were funny. Over all not bad, worth the money paid to get in and if you have kids, one which will keep them quiet on a rainy day during the holidays so worth a shout on dvd too when it comes out, just before christmas. Bye the way anyone going to this with children beware not to buy them too much coke as the film is overly long and will involve too many trips to the loo to be enjoyerble.

Posted by taf at July 30, 2007 8:40 AM


Knot wun of ur most coerent reveiws Dr Jone's

Posted by: Jan at August 2, 2007 2:19 PM

thats cos he diddnt do it IIIIII did and im dead tick

Posted by: taf at August 3, 2007 2:56 PM

Aye zee

Posted by: Jan at August 5, 2007 2:59 PM

Aye, don't be dissing the Taf mate - his verdict is most often spot on and he's bang right about Transformers. Crock of FX laden shite but'll keep the nippers occupied for a good 2+ hours.

Simpsons movie was better though.

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