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Above and beyond the call of mashedness

October 30, 2006

Jeepers: people are snorting vodka! That's showing some real dedication to getting trolleyed. It reminds me of that Coquila Snopper fad that was in the news a bit back (hmmm, can't find a cite, snopes job perhaps). That looked potentially fatal:

  • snorting a line of coke
  • licking up some salt
  • snorting up a pinch of snuff(!)
  • knocking back a shot of tequila
  • taking a big whiff of poppers (ew)
  • sucking on some citrus fruit

That's three up the nose and three down the gullet, unless people start SNORTING THE BLOODY TEQUILA. Gawd, you'd have to have a real self-destructive streak to do that shit.

Posted by Jonah at October 30, 2006 9:42 AM