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Slebs in your home

January 31, 2005

Boing boing just brought my attention to nano-celeb pimping service Supper with the Stars. Supper with the Stars will send a fading sleb round to your gaff for dinner in return for a fee.

They have quite a mixed and bizarre roster including such luminaries as:

Some of the guests will do "extras" like sing some of their hit songs (ABC, Limahl). Looks like you have to pay travel expenses as well as the fee, though. I'm tempted to get Jim Bowen round and at the end of the evening tell him "here's your bus fare home" ...

Posted by Jonah at January 31, 2005 12:54 PM


Bagsies Stu Francis!

Posted by: Jan at February 3, 2005 2:05 PM

Buy a doll's house and challenge him to jump over it! Serve him pre-crushed grapes!

Posted by: jonah at February 3, 2005 2:33 PM

Alternatively, why not take advantage of the rare opportunity to meet one of children's TV's leading lights of the early '80s and kick him until he doesn't move.
This site's actually great source material for the CCDB...

Posted by: Jan at February 4, 2005 1:21 PM