October 29, 2004

I'm back

Phew, just got back from a couple of weeks in Crete. Photos soon for those who've expressed an interest.

I have been offered a job next summer for a couple of months working in a bar. Who knows, I might just take it - I'm pretty pissed off with work right now ...

October 7, 2004

Rebecca Loos wanking off a pig

No, seriously:
http://media.guardian.co.uk/site/story/0,14173,1320989,00.html

(via Evil Robbie)

Five is heading for a new storm over dumbed down reality TV shows after screening its most controversial broadcast yet in which David Beckham's alleged lover was shown masturbating a pig.

[snip]

Viewers were shown explicit footage of Loos, who donned rubber gloves to arouse the animal before collecting around a third of a litre of semen in a flask. The specimen was taken away and will be used to inseminate sows.

Hang on a second - she collected a third of a litre? That's a coke can's worth! What was it, the fucking Cliff Richard of the porcine world?