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October 29, 2004

I'm back

Phew, just got back from a couple of weeks in Crete. Photos soon for those who've expressed an interest.

I have been offered a job next summer for a couple of months working in a bar. Who knows, I might just take it - I'm pretty pissed off with work right now ...

Posted by Jonah at 10:42 AM | Comments (1)

October 7, 2004

Rebecca Loos wanking off a pig

No, seriously:,14173,1320989,00.html

(via Evil Robbie)

Five is heading for a new storm over dumbed down reality TV shows after screening its most controversial broadcast yet in which David Beckham's alleged lover was shown masturbating a pig.


Viewers were shown explicit footage of Loos, who donned rubber gloves to arouse the animal before collecting around a third of a litre of semen in a flask. The specimen was taken away and will be used to inseminate sows.

Hang on a second - she collected a third of a litre? That's a coke can's worth! What was it, the fucking Cliff Richard of the porcine world?

Posted by Jonah at 2:47 PM | Comments (1)