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Rebecca Loos wanking off a pig

October 7, 2004

No, seriously:,14173,1320989,00.html

(via Evil Robbie)

Five is heading for a new storm over dumbed down reality TV shows after screening its most controversial broadcast yet in which David Beckham's alleged lover was shown masturbating a pig.


Viewers were shown explicit footage of Loos, who donned rubber gloves to arouse the animal before collecting around a third of a litre of semen in a flask. The specimen was taken away and will be used to inseminate sows.

Hang on a second - she collected a third of a litre? That's a coke can's worth! What was it, the fucking Cliff Richard of the porcine world?

Posted by Jonah at October 7, 2004 2:47 PM


Bah! That's not even a pint!

Posted by: Jan at October 8, 2004 1:53 PM