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Turbo Boosht

June 10, 2004

Poor old David Hasselhof has been done for drink-driving. How's he going to go on a crusade, to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless in a world of criminals who operate above the law without being able to drive KITT? Oh, that's right, KITT drove itself.

Hey, that would have been an even better show: Michael Knight as a raging, 8 Ace style alcoholic riding around in a hi-tech supercar:

"Go on ya f-f-f-fuck-fuckin' BITCH! Lerrus in this T-Top, g'wan!"

Maybe the 80s TV icon should join Mr T, Hulk Hogan and He-man in the fight against George W. Bush?

Posted by Jonah at June 10, 2004 2:01 PM