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Comments: Cranky

Me hate Crank? Are youse calling us a poof or summat?
Crank was cheerfully stupid high-octane larks just like the Transporter films and Mr Statham should be commended for his services to oiled-up paggery.
Just because I also rate ponderous relationship drama-type things, some of which are even in forrin!

You may remember my two penn'orth:

Crank: Wank
Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) must manipulate himself furiously for 90 minutes or his cock'll explode. May involve motor oil.

and

Crank: Laughing all the Bank
A bewigged Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) ploughs through cinemas elbowing voyeuristic beery young men in the back of the head whilst snarling 'cunt' and relieving them of their sponds. They are grateful.

not forgetting:

easycrank:
After Eve (Amy Smart) endures a brutal toiletless 27-hour-flight in an iron maiden from Malaga via Ulan Bator, Chev Stelios (Jason Statham) takes on the Ryanair mob armed only with 50,000 gallons of orange paint. Which he proceeds to roll around in.

Posted by Jan at May 10, 2009 11:12 AM


All the Way to the Bank, even

Posted by Jan at May 10, 2009 1:15 PM


All the Way to the Bank, even

Posted by Jan at May 10, 2009 1:15 PM


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