Richard Branson. Richard fucking Branson. Need I say more? The grinning, bearded, multi-balloon-flop virgin founder is possibly the biggest cunt known to mankind. Branson is feted as a business great, despite not being able to run a trainset and generally thought of as being a nice guy when in fact he is nothing more than another rapacious capitalist bastard lurking behind a good PR machine. God, the parallels I could draw with Tony Blair. Vastly overrated both as a businessman and a human being, Branson is a truly a world-class cunt.

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beard / virgin / balloon failure / shit airline / shit trains