Spiky-haired "punk" TV chef Gary Rhodes is the Nigel Kennedy of televised cookery, only he's an even bigger cunt. This smarmy, tantrum-throwing jumped-up pastry whore has recently taken over presenting TV cookery competition "Masterchef" from specky Bostonian cunt Lloyd Grossman. Rhodes built his career around a cheeky-chappie, informal and irreverent on-screen persona, and now whines about how everyone has him down as a cheeky chappie. Well-known for taking offence, stropping at everyone and flouncing out at the drop of a hat, Gary Rhodes is an egomaniacal little shit whose trademark haircut really makes him look his age these days. An I've had his Bread and Butter pudding and I think it's shit.

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spiky-haired / grinning / prick / chef / salad-tosser