Filthy rich ginger tantrum-throwing cunt Chris Evans is notorious for abusing his employees and taking the piss out of his employers. Evan's presenting skills consist of making tired laddish "jokes" from the previous nights drinking session with Gazza and Baker, and occasionally humiliating a runner.

Amongst the many cunty crimes that Mr. Evans has perpetrated are pretending to date Geri Halliwell (so that the neurotic talentless pop gimp could heave herself quivering to number one), befriending Danny Baker and quitting his job as breakfast DJ for Radio One because they wouldn't let him take Fridays off. Lazy whining speccy cunt.

At the time of writing, Evans is currently suing former employers Virgin Radio for unfair dismissal after they sacked him for going on a three-day drinking binge instead of going into work.

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